Pregnant Women Funny Quotes

Bradley Saunders

12 Mar, 2022

Everybody leave my wife alone. 1 Pregnancy is the only time in life when youll fall in love with someone you havent met.

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Here we have some of the best positive and inspirational quotes about moms and pregnancy to boost up your morale.

. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. Being pregnant was the healthiest Ive ever been in my life. You are proof that love before first sight does exist Araceli M.

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder and I sit here in the middle of it all. Announcing Pregnancy Quotes 1. Its suddenly like Yikes.

My mother groaned my father wept into the dangerous world I leapt William Blake There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world it is better than bombing one out of it James Baldwin. 28 Most women do everything they can to have a flat tummy. Before you were conceived I wanted you.

Wishing I could sleep but someone is using my stomach for their own personal bounce house. Its suddenly like Yikes. Funny Pregnancy Captions Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

Im in love with a human I havent met yet Miss Planner 4. Here it is folks. Playtime is over -Connie Fioretto Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes -Joyce Armor Life is two-riffic with twins -Author Unknown Sugar and spice and everything nice.

Except for the cupcakes Ashlee Simpson 2. This is the most extraordinary thing about motherhood - finding a piece of yourself separate and apart that all the same you could not live without -. You do a lot of growing up when youre pregnant.

Its suddenly like Yikes. Here are a few examples to draw inspiration from 27 Funny Pregnancy Quotes. Its an established fact.

Playtime is over Connie Fioretto A ship under sail and a big bellied woman Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common Benjamin Franklin. Pregnancy is getting company inside ones skin Maggie Scarf Save 12. This is a beautiful period that gives contentment and joy from giving birth to a new life in this world.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Here it is folks. Before you were born I loved you.

It takes strength just to get up and go to work Camilla Luddington You are the closest I will ever come to magic Suzanne Finnamore Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies Merete Leonhardt-Lupa. Here it is folks. Some women cant stand being pregnant getting big and bloated and hauling around a giant stomach and some women for.

You do a lot of growing up when youre pregnant. With every newborn baby a little sun rises Irmgard Erath 5. 15 Pregnancy Quotes To Uplift Your Mood Motherhood is the dream of every woman and those nine months of pregnancy is the way to attain it.

Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out you are not allowed to touch my belly. 27 The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. All pregnant women are warriors.

Discover and share Funny Quotes For Pregnant Women. Baby in the tummy its all up to mommy. Now my belly is as noble as my heart Gabriela Mistral 3.

2 Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings. But you did everything you could to have a large and round tummy. She is living the summer motto life Bra off Hair in a knot and Belly out.

Laughter is the best medicine so on days when you need a generous dose of it you can read these funny quotes on pregnancy. This is the miracle of Mothers Love Maureen Hawkins 13. She has been very busy being pregnant today and will have to continue doing so for some good time.

FUNNY PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT QUOTES You do a lot of growing up when youre pregnant. Woman in Third Trimester. Playtime is over Connie Fioretto A ship under sail and a big bellied woman are the handsomest two things that can be seen common Benjamin Franklin Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.

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